Me: Cohen was literally Kyle's sugar daddy.....sobs
Cat: I thought this was established
Me: YEAH BUT I DON'T LIKE ADMITTING IT OUTLOUD. I just keep thinking about it because Kyle's in a position like "wait suddenly I need a job???? To get? Money????? REAL WORK???? ONMYOWN???"
Cat: LOL Oh no, what are his sell-able skills?
Me: Blow jo-
Taking i--
...
..
hm...
Me: OH YEAH HE'S A PIANIST.
Me: Is there a job where you can get paid to follow someone around and stroke their ego and let them take out their frustrations on you?
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  3. bestialprince said: Haha this is why Kyle should see Cohen’s little show. XD
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